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My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons
Three years after entering the palace, Yan Shu, the beauty of Yongning Palace, had never seen the emperor\'s face.While other concubines schemed endlessly to win the emperor\'s favor, she was too absorbed in her gossip system to care about anything else.[The son of the Marquis of Linwu isn\'t actually his own, tsk tsk.][That old fuddy-duddy Minister of Rites is having an affair with his daughter-in-law!!!][Oh my, the straight-laced prince consort of Princess Aima actually has several mistresses on the side.]With juicy scandals emerging daily, who could even remember who the emperor was?Little did she know, one day she would stumble upon an earth-shattering piece of gossip—[The outwardly cold and aloof iron-blooded emperor actually suffers from an unspeakable affliction.]Yan Shu: "!!! No wonder he never visits the harem!"Wait a minute...Something doesn\'t add up... Then why was she brought to the palace in the first place?!!The new Emperor Yu Wenlan had two secrets.Since ascending the throne, he had gradually lost his manly functions;But at the same time, he gained the ability to read minds.Seeing fake, two-faced expressions every day made him increasingly cold and distant.Until one day, he heard a unique inner voice—[What a damn waste!]Yu Wenlan paused, narrowing his eyes at the pure and innocent-looking young woman.[Heavens above, how can you give such a hottie ED without feeling guilty?][Isn\'t there any way to save the situation???][If the All-Healing Elixir and Manhood Restoration Pills didn\'t work, has he tried acupuncture to revitalize yang energy?]Yu Wenlan: "???"Even after becoming Empress, Yan Shu never knew how she repeatedly pushed the emperor\'s buttons yet still became number one in his heart.Perhaps it was just good fortune.Bonus scene:At the ice lantern banquet, while the emperor received New Year\'s greetings from his officials, he secretly eavesdropped on his beloved consort\'s gossip.Yan Shu: [Duke Cheng\'en is keeping mistresses young enough to be his granddaughters at his age. How shameless!]Yu Wenlan: [Shameless??? That\'s my uncle...]Yan Shu: [How has the Marquis of Linwu not noticed his son looks nothing like him? Poor man.]Yu Wenlan: [...Come to think of it, they really don\'t look alike. What should I do? Should I give him a hint?]Yan Shu: [So this is the ungrateful Chancellor of Wenhua Academy who abandoned his former lover? What a hypocrite!]Yu Wenlan: [...The more I look at that old man, the shadier he seems.]1v1 romantic comedy with descriptions of delicious food.Chapters 63-65 deal with the real vs. fake noble daughter trope. Content warning has been given, please read with caution if sensitive to this topic.OnGoingThe Fake Heiress’s Inner Thoughts Were Heard by Her Entire FamilyOnGoingShe Reincarnated with the Ancestors of the EmperorCompletedThe Ancient Miss Transmigrates into a CEO’s WifeCompletedMy Dad is My Mom’s Mortal EnemyMore Series Acting Affair Ancient China Ancient Times Beautiful Female Lead Carefree Protagonist Comedic Undertone Complex Family Relationships Cute Protagonist Doting Love Interests Doting Parents Empires Evil Religions Family Female Protagonist Handsome Male Lead Hiding True Abilities Imperial Harem Lazy Protagonist Love Interest Falls in Love First Money Grubber Mysterious Illness Politics Poor to Rich Pregnancy Royalty Schemes And Conspiracies Second Chance Secrets Shameless Protagonist Smart Couple Special Abilities System Administrator Time Travel Transmigration Writers Younger Brothers
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Chapter 60
- Chapter 61
- Chapter 62
- Chapter 63
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 66
- Chapter 67
- Chapter 68
- Chapter 69
- Chapter 70
- Chapter 71
- Chapter 72
- Chapter 73
- Chapter 74
- Chapter 75
- Chapter 76
- Chapter 77
- Chapter 78
- Chapter 79
- Chapter 80
- Chapter 81
- Chapter 82
- Chapter 83
- Chapter 84
- Chapter 85
- Chapter 86
- Chapter 87
- Chapter 88
- Chapter 89
- Chapter 90
- Chapter 91
- Chapter 92
- Chapter 93
- Chapter 94
- Chapter 95
- Chapter 96
- Chapter 97
- Chapter 98
- Chapter 99
- Chapter 100
- Chapter 101
- Chapter 102
- Chapter 103
- Chapter 104
- Chapter 105
- Chapter 106
- Chapter 107
- Chapter 108
- Chapter 109
- Chapter 110
- Chapter 111
- Chapter 112