BXBX NOVEL Chapter 249 - Can We Just Dumb The Two Of Them Into One Tent??
Once everything was set, the group sat around the campfire holding a can in one hand and barbeque sticks in the other. Munching on the barbeque, the group chatted and laughed together, forgetting all the differences like status, gender, age.
Bitting on a piece of meat, Jiang Hui looked at Sia and asked "Junior sister Sia, can I ask you a question?"
"No!!" Replied Sia bluntly without even lifting her head while biting on her meat.
"...." Though rejected, Jiang Hui shamelessly ignored it and asked, "Do you know how to cook?"
'Prrrr' Startled, while John spat all his beer, Zhen Wei started to laugh loudly while holding her stomach.
Confused at their reaction, Yang Jie asked "What's with your reaction? Did he say anything wrong?"
"Lol...do you know? John's Kitchen was burnt twice and his house was almost blasted because of her" Zhen Wei blurted
"Why, what happened?" asked Gu Nian curiously
"What else...this great young lady wanted to cook but ended up doing such mischief"
"Wow...how did Sister Sia even achieve it?" asked Lu Jin seriously
"First time because of overheating the oil, the pan caught fire after adding the fire. The second time, she found it interesting when the pot caught fire so she wanted to experiment on how to control fire"
"..."
"Third time was when she visited John's house. She had wanted to boil water but then she did not know how to on the stove and ended up leaking the gas. If not for John's timely arrival, I'm afraid this girl might have blasted the whole house"
"..."
Raising a thumbs up at Sia, Jiang Hui said "Sister Sia....you are the best. From now one I will call you the great living disaster"
Raising her head, Sia chewed on the meat and said expressionlessly "Will you believe it if I say you will be the next one to suffer?"
If it was some other time, Jiang Hui would have definitely begged for mercy after hearing her words but the current Sia looked very adorable like a chipmunk, and not at all felt threatened. Even though he wasn't threatened, he did not take her warning lightly and said "Yeah-Yeah, I believe you"
"Hmph"
"But if sister Sia doesn't know how to cook, then did she bake cakes and chocolate?" Si Ming asked doubtfully
"Ah that..." pointing at John, she said "This guy was very strict when it comes to her food and did not allow her to eat cakes and chocolate afraid that she might have a toothache. But the latter secretly went to old aunty and learned how to bake only after two months of training"
"Ohh..."
"If you guys are done talking then shall we decide on who will sleep where?" Asked Xiao Li suddenly
"Ahh....we have an odd number so I guess 1 girl and 1 guy will have to sleep to-uh I mean in the same tent" Yang Jie corrected
Raising his hand, Lu Jin volunteered willingly "No worries, I and An Ran can share one tent"
Glaring at Lu Jin, Si Ming puffed unhappily "Even I can do that. I can share a tent with Su Yan"
Slapping the two people's heads, Zhen Wei scolded "Two little brats, stop fighting. As your senior, how can I sit and watch you do something you are unwilling of? So I have decided, I and Your Senior Gu Nian will share a tent unwillingly"
"...." 'Just say you want to sleep with Gu Nian'
Leaning closer to Sima Lin, Jiang Hui whispered "I have never seen anyone as shameless as sister Wei"
"Whose friend she is" reminded Sima Lin
"Ah..I forgot" Jiang Hui said before moving back
Thinking that Wei-Wei had misunderstood them, Lu Jin and Si Ming turned to Wei-Wei and said "Sister Wei, you misunderstood. We are Wi--mmm"
Before they could say they were willing, Zhen Wei forcefully covered both of their mouths and warned in a low voice through gritted teeth "You guys better be quiet and agree with my arrangement or else this sister will definitely send you to hell the next moment"
"..." After being warned, Si Ming and Lu Jin did not dare to comment anymore.
Turning to Sia, Zhen Wei asked "What do you think baby? isn't my arrangement good?"
"Huh?" not hearing her words, Sia asked "Are there any more meet? I'm not full yet"
"..." 'She did not hear even a single word until now?'
Just as Sia was looking at Xiao Li pitifully, Mu Jun passed her a plate full of barbequed meat and said "Here you go. I have saved some for you. If you want some more, let me know. I will get John to fry make some more"
'Bro, for god's sake can you both stop treating me as your servant and punching bag? My poor Kidney hurts you know?' cried John pitifully
"Oh" receiving the plate, Sia looked at Mu Jun with her twinkling eyes and said with a big wide smile "Thank you"
Patting her head, he replied gently "No problem. Eat slowly, don't choke on yourself"
"Mmm" nodding her head obediently, Sia took a bite on the meet and chewed on it slowly"
Speechless, Lu Jin turned to Zhen Wei and asked "Can we just dumb the two of them into one tent? I really can't endure their unintentional dog food"
Glancing at Lu Jin from the corner of her eyes, Zhen Wei warned "You better give up that idea if you don't want your third brother to become a wilted flower"
"...."
'Sister Wei, can you stop treating our third brother like a weak woman? For god's sake, he is a man'
"Forget it. I have already drawn a table and have randomly pared two numbers. All you have to do is pick a number from the box and then according to the table, pair with other numbers. How about this?" asked Xiao Li
"Well, I guess thats the only way" replied all
At the moment, no one noticed the cunning smile that appeared on Zhen Wei's face.
Volunteering to distribute the number, Zhen Wei purposefully went to Gu Nian at last with only one number left in the box.
Squinting his eyes at Zhen Wei doubtfully, Gu Nian helplessly took the only number from the box and sighed.
Seeing that Gu Nian had taken the number, Zhen Wei jumped happily and made her way back to her place.
At the same time, Xiao Li bought the board she had prepared and put it in front, letting everyone check their partners.
Mini Talkies:
Wei-Wei: Don't worry guy...you big sister is here. I will unwillingly share a tent with your future brother in law so guys can rest assured
Lu Jin: (With fake tear) Sister Wei, you don't have to sacrifice for our sake. We know you love us and so do we. Since you are unwilling, you don't have to do that.
Si Ming: Yeah sister Wei. If one us really have to share a tent, Lu Jin or myself can do that since we are with fiance
Wei-Wei : (Gritting her teeth) brat, do you want to die?
Gu Nian: "..."
Sia: Yum yum....the meat tastes good...yum...I want more
Mu Jun: Hehe....she looks soo cute
The rest :Who are we? Where are we? Who are they?