Epic of Caterpillar

I had brought Shubby-chan inside of my Divine Realm because I was feeling very lonely lately, so I wanted some company and what better company than that of an outer god? Nothing better than the spawn of Azathoth herself to show up and accompany me in the eternal suffering of our every day lives. We might even share the burden of existential dread while we share a drink together at night, glancing at the multiple moons atop the sky. So romantic…

Actually, I don\'t intend to make her a wife, I actually don\'t find this mass of flesh attractive anyways. I\'ve bedded a couple of girls unofficially already, and they were happy to be non-wives too, some even requested to only have a few affairs with me, so not necessarily anyone I got o bed with will become my wife now but… Shubby-chan won\'t have both.

Actually why am I even talking about this? I have the fear that I\'ve suddenly deranged myself into a complete coomer that cannot think about a woman without considering her wife or not. Alright, let\'s begin not thinking about this anymore from… now.

Anyways, here she was in all her glorious and grotesque splendor. She was a massive black tree made of flesh with multiple eyes and all you could ever love of your favorite eldritch waifu.

"What are you planning to do with me, Kireina?! You degenerate, I can already see through your intentions! Y-You won\'t get the best out of me without a fight!" she roared.

"Huh? Uegh, I am not planning to touch you or something, don\'t get me wrong, I am not as disgusting as you, who fucks with your own siblings." I said.

"I only did it a couple of times and it wasn\'t even that big of a deal!" she said.

"So you admit it…" I said while squinting my eyes.

"Ugh… It wasn\'t anything of importance! Why are you giving it so much importance?!" she asked.

"Because incest is bad!" I said.

"You\'re probably practicing incest one way or another by seeing how many people you\'re actually related to." She said.

Suddenly, Andromeda came to my mind, and then, the System Gods, who might probably be my future wife too in some bizarre way.

"Touché." I said.

"Hmph! You\'re an arrogant woman… for being someone as flawed as me if not even more… What do you plan to do with me?" she asked.

"Nothing serious, you\'re going to stay here for some time until you spit out the beans." I said.

"You want info?" she asked.

"Of course! I couldn\'t destroy your consciousness nor assimilate it as much as I wanted, so I decided to just bring you back. Don\'t try anything funny, haha, you\'re actually made out of my own power now, so you have to obey me to an extent." I said.

"Obey you?! I would never… Agh, I guess I cannot really fight back… I feel like every time I target my wrath at you, something calms me down… So annoying! I don\'t want to be in serenity with myself!" she roared.

"No point getting angry over it, you\'re done for little Shubby-chan. And you\'re not even the real deal so she won\'t give a single fuck probably. Don\'t you realize? You\'re just her clone now, not the real deal." I said.

"C-Clone? I… You did this! I was the main body too! You separated me… into a being of my own, and this strangely enough feels weirdly good? Why? Ugh…" she cried.

"Hey, I got another girl like you pretty much in another world, she renamed herself Aurora and she\'s a cutie. She even got her own family and stuff…" I said.

"What are you even talking about? That clone you sent to the children of Chaos and The One? Why would I care?" she asked.

"Hm?! Chaos and The One? Ah right! They\'re really like my siblings, don\'t they? I didn\'t realized! Wowzers! Ervas and Veronica are my siblings! How come I didn\'t realized?! I technically know what Aurora knows to an extent, so this knowledge was bubbling around my mind this entire time and I just didn\'t fucking considered it for a single second! Damn, I am really a lose cause." I sighed.

"You can\'t realize that before?! Are you a mindless idiot?" she asked.

"Maybe." I said.

" So you even admit it! Oh my Go- I mean, by Azathoth!" she sighed. I could notice that she was enjoying this anyways.

"Hehe, you\'re enjoying talking with me anyways, right? Better than being bored in outer space, right? And now that you\'re a being by yourself, you can develop even further and even surpass your main body one day, what about that? Do you want to do that?" I asked.

"…That\'s a nonsensical question, why would I want to surpass my main body? That doesn\'t make any sense, my main body is the real body and the superior being to me… I cannot… I… Well…" she muttered, realizing there was some truth behind my words.

"Well, whatever! I don\'t care about anything of the sort anyways! If you want to mess with me so much, Kireina, fine! I will stay here, holed in here and do… whatever I want! First… bring me some food! I am starving!" she said.

"Thereis food everywhere, just go ahead and eat." I said.

Shub quickly realized the entire surroundings were giant supreme god-level divine beasts approached. She suddenly swallowed saliva, as her tentacles extended and caught many, they didn\'t even struggled back. She began eating up right away.

"T-These are good!" she said.

"See? We can become good friends, there\'s always tasty food where I am." I laughed.

Meanwhile, my other body in Hell was enjoying a trip across the deserts. Or well, me, I was there, the two of us were here and there at the same time because we were just the same person- Agh, this gets confusing, isn\'t it?

Anyways, finally, we reached the Forgotten Lands…

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