Primordial Villain With A Slave Harem

I gulped down another whole bottle of liquor. I've never been too big on strong alcohol, and with 2 liters even I could begin feeling it to a degree. Seems like primordials aren't entirely poison-resistant, or maybe it's psychological? I wish to have a fair game, so I want to feel the alcohol, so perhaps my body is in communication with my brain, which instructed it to not purify the substance?

Something like that might be the culprit.

I was the only one who drank this time around. There shall be no yuri in my household.

While I wasn't close to getting drunk, the holding capacity of my bladder was beginning to become questionable. I stood to relieve myself, only to have my hand suddenly grasped by Aurora. She glanced up at me with great uncertainty.

"Quinlan… Are you going to relieve yourself?" She asked for some strange reason. I could tell that she wanted to do something.

"Yeah…?" I replied questioningly.

"… Please don't take this as me being weird, but I've been thinking about what we learned about feeding a Geim… According to what we know, the baby plant needs good nutrients to grow, with dragon manure being the best. I think instead of water maybe we could sprinkle it with your… urine…?" All heads snapped in the crazy alchemist's direction.

"Wow." Ayame commented amusedly after which she grinned at me smugly, basking in my misery.

"Why would his pee help a tree grow? Isn't it bad for plants?" Lucille asked innocently, not being aware of me being a primordial.

I couldn't help but frown at Aurora, who shied away from my gaze, trying her best to become invisible by hiding behind Lucille. Let's just say that she wasn't having much of a success, since she was slightly bigger.

Thinking about it, she might be onto something. Primordials are supposed to be the ones compatible with all races, which doesn't just mean that I can stick my dick in any kind of female creature and put a baby in her womb. If a dragon's extract is the best fertilizer, why would mine be worse…? I'm supposed to be more compatible, after all. Although it's disgusting, it might not be stupid.

Plus, if her theory turns out to be true, we won't have to feed Geim subpar nutrients or hunt mighty monsters for their poop and piss.

"I suppose you want me to do my business in one of your vial thingies to experiment on at a later date." I half stated and half questioned with great hesitation. I really didn't feel like providing Aurora with her requested 'research material'.

She nodded shyly. "… Yes please."

"Haaah. Fine." I stood, walked to her lab, and released my dragon's brew into an empty flask.

I washed my hands, after which I got back and settled down into the circle made up of gorgeous ladies.

"Never have I ever touched someone in this group in a manner only adults of opposite genders do." Lucille spoke up, this time bringing out the big guns.

Begrudgingly all of the ladies drank, and naturally so did I, though I sipped my bottle with great pride alongside Blossom. We had no shame whatsoever. "Hoho.

I was already aware of the fact that you all were part of Quinlan's harem, but I didn't expect all of you to have done stuff with him based on your displayed antics." Indeed, only Blossom acted as my mate all the time, the other two were significantly more reserved.

"I had a minor accident once. It shall not happen again." Ayame informed Lucille with crystal clear embarrassment.

"Does Hana refer to the night when she used her feet to release Master's pent-up frustrations? Luna thinks that wasn't a small mistake! The entire room stank of her extremely potent love juices.

Luna had to sniff Quinlan Junior for a long time to make her brain forget about that extremely in-heat female scent." Blossom revealed sagely, eliciting two questioning gazes to find themselves on Ayame's features, making my adorable samurai squirm from the severe scrutiny with crimson red cheeks adorning her features.

""Feet…?"" The two ladies inquired with wide eyes.

"It was in the heat of the moment, ok?! This big oaf is way too big, thus due to my small size this was the only method I could think of that allowed the both of us to feel good at the same time! Now, move on, please."

"You're surprisingly bold, Hana." Lucille commented while giggling, then she glanced at Aurora, also asking for an explanation as to why she drank. Blossom and I were clear cases since we happily enjoyed each other's company even when the other ladies were present, though I didn't go all the way with her unless we were in the bedroom.

"We only hugged and kissed so far… I'm trying to gather the bravery needed to progress further… but I'm scared…" Aurora revealed while glancing at Lucille with pleading eyes. It was clear to all that she was also beginning to strongly feel the alcohol. "Can you maybe hold my hand when Quinlan penetrates me for the first time?

Your presence would make me feel more secure… Like a mother protecting her daughter from a strong predator!" And here it is, the pampered princess is making her appearance, though her request was certainly shocking even for me this time around.

Lucille gulped nervously while glancing between her and me before shaking her head gently as she stroked Aurora's hair. "I don't think that would be appropriate… You should ask one of his girls."

"But they're both younger than me… I want mommy, not a little sister!"

"Hahaha!" Ayame erupted into hearty laughter, and I also joined her. My platinum-haired needy lover was starting to show her true colors. Even Blossom was snickering, something she rarely did; my dog-kin was also enjoying the show. Aurora was the tallest and oldest of my girls and also the plumpest, so her being the most needy, childlike one created a humorous contrast.

Lucille, on the other hand, didn't find her own situation too funny. She was in a bit of a pickle, so to say. "Don't worry about it, Lucille. Just go along with her requests for now, once she sobers up she will realize what nonsense she had spouted and take them all back." I said, trying to help her relax.

"No! I mean it! I need mommy to protect me! I'm too afraid to do it alone!" Aurora yelled with a trembling voice.

Lucille stared into the clingy Alchemist's eyes for a good few seconds before nodding resolutely. "Alright, if Quinlan doesn't mind."