闪电算

Tang Zhou was floored: “What? I had no idea! I just thought the longer the singlehood went on, the safer I’d be. What should I do now? Am I really going to marry that penniless pauper, Leng Chenmo? I’ve spent 73 million to gratify twenty years of bachelor taxes, just to marry myself to a penniless man? That’s such a loss!”

Laughing until he almost fell over, Ji Qishu said, “Actually, before Leng Chenmo’s fall from grace, he was ranked third on the list of the unmarriageable ‘Diamond Kings’. Even if he’s now penniless, he was once a wealthy and handsome man above your reach. It’s just that his gender doesn’t match with yours.”

Tang Zhou lunged at him, ready to fight Ji Qishu.

His neck squeezed by Tang Zhou, Ji Qishu said with a death wish, “Big brother, calm down, think about it. There’s really nothing wrong with it. Weren’t you racking your brain some time ago on how to get fallen Leng Chenmo to become your little brother? Now you don’t even have to make the effort. The state directly assigned him to you. From now on, he eats from your labor, lives in your house, wears what you provide, uses what you own. Isn’t he just going to listen to you obediently? At worst, we can make him marry into our family. A penniless guy doesn’t qualify to marry you; he can only be married by you. How about that?”

Unfortunately, these words did not pacify Tang Zhou’s raging heart.

Fu Zhuo made a valid suggestion: “Tang Zhou, I suggest you go to the hospital for a medical examination again. As long as you can prove that you’re male, the government won’t randomly create a mandarin duck score, forcing two men to marry each other, which has no help to increase the population.”

Ji Qishu, nearly choked, begged for mercy: “Cough cough… Yeah… Brother… I’ll join you for the physical examination… Let go of my neck first… Cough cough… Mo Fei, help…”

Mo Fei stood up from his position, pulled Tang Zhou away, and freed Ji Qishu, who was nearly choked unconscious. Then he said to Tang Zhou, “Go for the checkup, it’s a lot more useful than you freaking out here.”

“Not going!” Tang Zhou was irritated. He has always been a girl but due to a congenital condition, he has been living as a boy all his life to the extent that even his brothers do not know that he is not a boy, but a girl.

No matter how many times he checks in the hospital now, the result will still show his gender as female!

Just recently he had finally found a reason to claim that he was infatuated with a mermaid to cover up his lack of interest in other women, but now his cover was blown by Leng Chenmo!

If it wasn’t for Leng Chenmo getting him, he could have lived as a male without worry, even if he remained single for his entire life. But now, he is forced to face the reality of his femaleness…

He wanted to kill Leng Chenmo now. He had to be him of all people!

Mo Fei said, “Then go, have Chess Book go with you.”

After Ji Qishu caught his breath, he instantly stood up and hugged Tang Zhou’s neck: “Yes, brother, I’ll go check with you.”

“All of you piss off!” Tang Zhou was frustrated and irritable.

None of them understood his unspeakable secrecy. Only Ye Junqing, who was leisurely sitting on the sofa sipping tea, said to him with a deeper meaning: “Bachelor Leng is still waiting for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau. He has neither a car nor a house now, so he needs you to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to take him home. Fu Zhuo, accompany Xiao Zhou there.”

“Lord Qing, are you really going to screw over Tang Zhou like this?” Even Fu Zhuo wasn’t on board with this for real, despite it being just a joke to have a brother take a man home.